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Horrible, Hairy Hospitalet

Seriously, I’d love to know who thinks this shit up.

The local government’s apparent contempt for its citizens is perfectly represented by this desolate little “park” at the Europa-Fira metro station in L’Hospitalet, just outside of the Barcelona. In all my thousands of trips to Ikea, I have never once seen even one human soul actually enjoying this “park”… but no matter, for someone in the government decided it would be a great idea to pay some design firm a huge wad of cash to implant a mass of huge, metal HAIRS all over it.

Gee, I wonder why no one hangs out in this park. Imagine meeting for a first date with someone you have a crush on: “Hey, do you want to hang out for a while?”

“Sure! Where should we meet?”

“Hmmm… How about that park covered with LONG, GROSS HAIRS?”

Seriously: HAIRS. Stuff that the entire civilized world is trying desperately to get rid of, and they go and plant them in the middle of the park. Is there any better way to say “fuck you” towards the citizens of this town than to implant huge, metal HAIRS in their public spaces?

I can only think of one way to top it. Instead of hairs, put big, metal replicas of dog shit. There are still some open spaces left to ruin.

Come on, people! Don’t stand for this nonsense! Let’s all meet in that park… cover the entire area with hot wax… and quickly and brutally rip those hairs out.

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3 comments to Horrible, Hairy Hospitalet

  • mazafaka

    Yo trabajo al lado, si que es asqueroso si!!

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  • scarecrow

    yesterday I saw a French Rev. Documentary . I can imagine the Gullotine Invention in the middle of Park. So many heads so many sticks

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  • Steve

    That looks better than the 5 metre tall stainless steel grass blades lining the entrance boulevard to a home estate here in Australia. I thought the same thing, why is some half wit who calls himself an artist trying to force feed and gag the Hypnotic Robots of consensus society while all they do is drive through these modern Punji Spikes everyday at 715am sharp and again at 545pm sharp day in day out simply laughing at those things that look more like oversized razor blades to help ease morgtage pain. Maybe he gave them the easy way out if they default on their 450 000 dollar morgtages including double remote control garage doors, outdoor resort style barbeque area, award winning landscaped gardens, 80 inch plasma TV with not just a home theatre system but a monster all room home theatre power station draining speaker system!………………….And all on credit or until you die which ever comes first and more painful!

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