You know I like being fashionably late for everything, and Christmas is no exception.
Look forward to my 2011 New Year’s good wishes around June of 2013!
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 Sometimes comedy is the most sublime way to say “fuck you” to those who’ve done you wrong. A nice kick in the cojones to the bad guys, without one drop of blood spilled. The Jewish people are masters of spinning their suffering into comedy gold, with a tradition predating the Marx Brothers by centuries. (For [...] I am a typical American. I love the idea of vacations, and the first day of them. After that, I want to kill myself, and this is why: I start to relax. This makes me stop my obsessive-compulsive blogging/Tweeting/posting bullshit to Facebook, an activity which makes me feel like I am living. And then I [...] 
A nadie le gusta pensar en estas cosas – de hecho, es un tema bastante tabú – pero no todas las madres son buenas madres. Y hay padres que tampoco merecen el título. Digo esto porque hemos pasado por la temporada en que cada mega-corporación de la tierra nos bombardea con mensajes de Honrar [...] No one wants to think about this, but not every mother is good. And not every father deserves the title. I say this because at this time of year, we’re bombarded with messages from every corporation under the sun to Honor Thy Father and Mother… preferably by giving these companies our cash for objects that supposedly [...]  Religion + Insane People + New Year’s Day = Vlogging Gold. Happy New Year, everybody!  Me encanta la Navidad. Aunque mi familia no la celebrara como los cristianos, la verdad es que los judíos suelen adorar la Navidad. ¿Qué tiene la Navidad que no puedas apreciar? Las luces y decoraciones de las casas, el espíritu de celebración, las fiestas, las cartas de tus amigos, todo ese cerdo prohibido… Yummmmmmm! Pues eso; [...] I love Christmas. Always have. Sure, my family didn’t celebrate it like Christians do, but the truth is that most Jews adore Christmas. What’s not to love? The decorations on houses, the spirit of goodwill and celebration, the parties, the cards from friends and family, all that forbidden honey-baked ham… mmmmmm! That’s all; I want to [...] |
 
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