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The Ultimate Fuck You

Sometimes comedy is the most sublime way to say “fuck you” to those who’ve done you wrong. A nice kick in the cojones to the bad guys, without one drop of blood spilled.

The Jewish people are masters of spinning their suffering into comedy gold, with a tradition predating the Marx Brothers by centuries. (For [...]

--Quién será la sucesora de Amy?--

-De MSN.es, de esta mañana.

Pero qué asco son los medios masivos. Siguen con su rollo de siempre de convertir a la gente en objetos — fácilmente reemplazables para nuestra consumición — aunque la chica se murió hace sólo una semana. Pero una semana ya es mucho! Hay que empezar la búsqueda oficial de “nuevas [...]

The O'Neal Psycho-Circus

I’m fascinated by this latest chapter O’Neal circus. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not having fun with it. I find it so sad, pathetic… and disturbingly familiar.

It raises so many questions. Like: why would a father and daughter who have a shitty relationship get together to do a reality show about… their shitty relationship? [...]

Pau Gasol vs. The Legion of Doom

Este clip es surrealista. Me gustaría poder ver la versión no editada, pero puesto que no la tenemos, éste es lo que hay y lo que voy a comentar.

Aquí tenemos un atleta, que bajo ninguna circunstancia debería verse obligado a comentar sobre asuntos actuales que no correspondan al deporte, hablando sobre un asunto políticamente delicado con [...]

What Do Zombie Ants & Lady Gaga Have in Common?

One of the most revolting and strangely depressing nature docs I’ve seen. Like a perfect horror movie, it’s just the right the balance of sad and gruesome.

Why do we care? It’s just ants in some far-off tropical jungle. It doesn’t affect us.

But psychologically, it hits very close to home. The idea of a zombie fungus [...]

Gil Scott Heron: From Bad to Worse

“Whitey On the Moon” by Gil Scott-Heron

A rat done bit my sister Nell
With Whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And Whitey’s on the moon
I can’t pay no doctor bill
But Whitey’s on the moon
Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still
While Whitey’s on the moon
The man just upped my rent last night
‘Cause Whitey’s [...]

What Was the WORST Song Ever Written?

I’m not referring to guilty pleasures: songs that you know are bad, but in spite of everything you know to be right, they get your toes a-tapping and somehow make you happy… dammit!

No, I’m talking about really, truly bad songs. Songs that are offensive in how bad they are. Songs that do nothing for you [...]

Ding Dong, Bin Laden's Dead

…and certainly enjoying his 72 virgins… all male… that he’ll have to fellate for all eternity.

THIS is my President! Well done, sir!

A bittersweet victory, considering that the Bush administration killed more Americans, Iraqis and Afghans than Bin Laden ever did. All that was ever necessary was intelligence and killing specialists, not starting an unnecessary war [...]

4 Legs, 1 Cup

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO if you don’t want to see something extremely disgusting. It’s the four-legged furry friend version of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Seriously. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

In a continuation of Mr. Tacos’ butt-dragging adventures, a kind and helpful reader suggested that he could be suffering from impacted (clogged) anal glands.

I have [...]

La religión al estilo antiguo

Que cualquier persona pueda culpar a un seguramente mentalmente defectuoso redneck en Florida y sus ovejas por los asesinatos horrorosos de los tres empleados de las Naciones Unidas y sus guardias en Afghanistan es algo que no llego a entender. Los responsables de esos asesinatos son los locos que los mataron, no el barato busca-publicidad que quemó un Corán.

El presidente [...]