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Undeserving of Immigrants

So last Sunday I walk into the Pakistani-run convenience store in my neighborhood. This place has everything from gourmet, hand-cut squid ink fetuccine to Thai peanut sauce. There’s something from nearly every culture in the world, and it’s more than awesome in a pinch, when every goddamn thing in Spain is closed on [...]

Bolivian President Offends Gays, Chickens

Photo (c) Tom Curtis, FDP

An indignant missive to the President of Boliva, Evo Morales, was recently found scratched into the dirt of a chicken coop of an Iowa farm. It reads as follows:

Dear President Morales,

As a chicken, I am deeply offended by your recent remarks at the World People’s Conference on Climate [...]

Respect the Cock

If eating chicken makes men gay, then what does Evo Morales eat that makes him so hilarious?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laplaza/2010/04/bolivia-president.html

Harry Connick Jr. vs. Australians in Blackface

My old NYC comedy pal Becky Donahue read my last post on the yellow “chinaman” makeup and hepped me to this now legendary incident, which somehow missed my radar when it happened. I don’t know how I could have been so distracted. I must’ve been busy arguing with white Europeans about the existence of racism.

I’ve [...]

Nothing Happens in Milwaukee

I made a photo-blog about adventures in Milwaukee that’s way too long to be a post. You can check it out here.

The Politics of Recycling: It's All About Separation

Last week I went on a short, five-day trip to NYC. When I got back, I discovered that the City of Barcelona had completely changed its recycling containers.

Before, on my block, the plastic was on the left, the glass in the middle, and the paper on the right.

And of course the trash bin was [...]

“Don’t FUCK with Me, Fellas!!!”

“… this ain’t my first day at the rodeo.”

This is one of my all-time favorite quotes, ever. I find myself in so many situations where I’m thinking this. Do you remember what movie it’s from?

Another fun moment from last night’s show; sort of the “prequel” to the video below.

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Alcohol is not this guy’s friend

Here’s some fresh video from my comedy show tonight at the Llantiol. It was a fun show with an awesome audience. But I got all New York City for a moment there, when some pringado who couldn’t hold his liquor heckled one too many times and I lost my shit. This guy had been making [...]

If You Didn’t Believe Me…

… about the condom machine in Hell, I finally got the photo.

Magicians vs. Circumcision

Who could take a nausea-inducing topic like circumcision and make it funny… while still providing some much-needed enlightenment on the subject? Nobody other than veteran comedians Penn & Teller.

My favorite comedy is that which does some good in the world, like The Daily Show or The Colbert Report. Being able to attack wrongdoing with humor and irreverence [...]

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