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The Blair Witch Taco

Sorry if the scar is shocking. I’m used to seeing it by now.

Mr. Tacos has this way of choosing the most unpicturesque places to stare at. His favorites tend to be empty corners, blank walls, extension cords and abutting furniture.

Here he is, at it again:

Mr. Tacos Is Doing Better, Thank You

Thanks so much for the kind words and thoughts regarding Mr. Tacos. He wasn’t looking so well yesterday so I took him back to the vet, but she said he’s just fine and his wound is clean and healing nicely. I’m especially grateful for the advice a few of you gave me about the ergonomic [...]

Mr. Tacos Se Está Lamiendo el Cono

On Tuesday my dear darling cabbit (half-cat, half-rabbit) Mr. Tacos had a massive surgery to remove a big nodule from his back. They don’t know what the hell it is, and we’ve got to wait for the biopsy. Meanwhile, he’s got this huge scar running diagonally across his back, plus a cone around his head [...]

Mr. Tacos Listens to Raphael

A new way to experience the legendary “Balada de la Trompeta”.

I honestly don’t know what Cesar’s problem is with Raphael. If he’s good enough for Mr. Tacos, he’s good enough for anybody!

Enjoy Mr. Tacos Enjoying Tom Waits

…Well, me playing Tom Waits, which isn’t nearly as good, pero bueno.

I don’t like having days go by without writing anything here, but I realized that most of my energy was going into this blog. Not through the fault of the blog itself, but because of my own obsessive-compulsive [...]

Mr. Tacos Chills Out to Dylan

At this rate, NO recording’s gonna get done.

Slacker.

Una vergüenza.

¿Feliz Sant Jordi?

Is today Sant Jordi? I haven’t left my house yet and wouldn’t know. Might as well be living in Oklahoma.

I had a nice video that I took last year of St. Jordi in Barcelona: the flower-sellers, the buen rollo, etc. but I of course I can’t find it.

So whether it is Sant Jordi or it [...]

4 Legs, 1 Cup

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO if you don’t want to see something extremely disgusting. It’s the four-legged furry friend version of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Seriously. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

In a continuation of Mr. Tacos’ butt-dragging adventures, a kind and helpful reader suggested that he could be suffering from impacted (clogged) anal glands.

I have [...]

Mr. Tacos Chills Out to Kris Kristofferson

Another one for the Mr. Tacos fans out there: Mr. Tacos enjoying Kris Kristofferson.

Mr. Tacos is actually a serious conoisseur of music with surprisingly classic tastes. He loves the Beatles and Bowie but I don’t think he likes Radiohead. With the first two he stretches out on the floor and shows his belly, and with [...]

Mr. Tacos Under a Lampshade Like a Drunken Party Guest

You’ve seen those movies where drunken people at parties put lampshades on their heads.

Well, Mr. Tacos does the same thing. Only he’s not drunk and he’s not at a party. He’s Mr. Tacos and he’s insane.

I did not orchestrate this scene. This is how I found him! See how annoyed he gets when I take [...]